evillageidiot:
It’s official. The National Weather Service in Central Park has recorded rainfall. No beard shaving tonight. And according to many last night, I may have to be sacrificed to the Gods to get this rain to stop.
Ok everyone, Chris has angered the Gods. He’s a witch or worse, and must be sacrificed for the sake of our ailing, um, crops! Yes, crops… Anyway! Gather up your weapons and Things That Burn, and meet outside his apartment at midnight. It’s the only path to
a sunny 4th. Sorry, Chris!
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